A running collection of things husbands say. I'll start with mine, but you can email me your own, and I'll post them if they're good. E-mail or text to hubbytarded ~at~ gmail *dot* com
Monday, February 1, 2010
Him: "You know, it's only too hot for the fleshy parts of your mouth." Me: "Like the roof and the tongue?" Him, mouth full of molten pizza: "And the lips."
